- YA Book: wHite yoUng girl!!!1!
- YA Book: sHe is difFERenT!!!!!1!!@
- YA Book: speciAL pOWer!!!-!!
- YA Book: cute boY love HeR!!!
- YA Book: bUTttttt
- YA Book: anOTher boy alsO??? love heR?!?!??!!!
- YA Book: HOw will sHe cHOOse!!?!?!?!?1!! aNd save wORld?????!?!!
my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.
aries: sexually frustrated at everything
taurus: really nice but dead inside
gemini: mostly just hungry
cancer: in the closet but not really
leo: super gay for everyone
virgo: promises not to tell and then tells everyone
libra: lazy assholes like seriously do something with your life
scorpio: i’ve never met one but they’re all jerks
sagittarius: always boning your mom
capricorn: loves everyone but loves themselves more
aquarius: never not killing you
pisces: big booty bitches