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knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

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sexhaver:

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

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literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

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sluttyoliveoil:

*ends every piece of advice with “idk though” so that its not my fault if i ruin ur life*

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generalbooty:

u ever get in a shower that has the water pressure of someone softly crying on u

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People
are not
rain
or
snow
or autumn
leaves;

they
do not
look
beautiful
when
they
fall

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Nav K  (via splitterherzen)

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"I’m pretty sure the answer to that is ‘I am Groot.’"

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zubat:

Hmm my grandfather “can’t remember” where he was on the night of September 7th 1996, the night tupac was shot. I’m kind of suspicious tbh

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