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alittlebitgayandmore:

Shang’s journey to self discovery as told by me

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okaywork:

when someone’s on your nerves but they sensitive af so you cant go off

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baconsloth:

deoxyhemoglobin:

I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him

I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”

and he went dead silent

had the opportunity and fucking seized it

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nerdology:

jeffrubinjeffrubin:

31 Amazing Board Game Feelings featuring Monopoly, Sorry, Jenga, Catan, Operation, Hungry Hungry Hippos, Dominion, Connect 4, Clue, Mall Madness, and pretty much everything else.

Jeff played Catan in six different videos at CollegeHumor (and I somehow only worked on two of them). I hope someone at Buzzfeed is also keeping track. I’d love to compare them all one day.

(I also hope I counted correctly… I feel like there might be a 7th.)

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juuzoumygod:

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fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

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bombing:

one of my favorite things is when you give a baby your finger and they hold on to it as tight as they can. it’s funny because they don’t even come close to having the amount of muscle power i do. do you really think you can hold me here haha. i’ll crush you

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slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

slytherintimelord:

laughcentre:

I was out yesterday and I saw Dumbledore just casually getting gas

EXPECTO PETROLEUM

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robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

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lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

lemopi:

salsamanders:

whoa we’re half way there

what

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